A year ago today I sat in my office ready to kill myself, but I didn’t do it.

I wonder if Doogie Howser ever typed that same sentence in one of his computer entries.

Hmm, maybe Doogie was the first blogger ever. Write that story Entertainment Weekly.

I don’t feel 100 percent these days but I do feel a huge amount, like what The Cheesecake Factory considers a reasonable dinner portion amount, better.

#shehecheyanu